Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
im like best friends with him! thats awesome man (::
“… I wasn’t thinking! She put on red underwear; you’d think it would clash with her hair, but it didn’t!”
-Jack Donaghy
Anonymous asked: who is your favorite person on earth and why
samantha gargone because it is true that she can eat an entire lemon while simultaneously winning the giraffe olympics
Coach…
My lacrosse coach, somehow, was unaware that prom was this Friday. Because “no one told him”, he was pissed today. First off, our assistant coach TEACHES AT MHS. He said he had no idea until today. Excuse me, that’s the most bullshit I’ve heard in a long time; there are signs posted on the entrances to our school, announcements bi-daily, not to mention it’s easily the most important event of the year.
This is where it gets rough. Coach was so pissed, that he scheduled practice for Friday 3-4. I will have no time to get ready or take the boatload of pictures that i promised my girlfriend. On top of that, I’d be enormously tired. I don’t know what fucking world you’re from Coach, but that’s not something you do. He went on to tell us about how we’re “not committed” and hows his girlfriend of 3 years broke up with him because he played lacrosse too much, and he told her to “take a hike”. Prom happens once; practice happens every day for two hours. Have some compassion, Coach.
N.C. banned same-sex marriage
My first thought was that Nicholas Spark can’t write a love story about same-sex lovers.
Under the Booty
“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”
i really like this….
This is revolutionary
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